1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

I don’t think I am particularly confused right now. The phrase “the awful clarity of depression” comes to mind.

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

Only to the extent that it had any appreciable impact on our relationship.

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

Water. No point being dehydrated as well as bored.

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

I am exactly as happy now as I was four months ago, for exactly the same reasons.

29: Do you have a best friend?

Maybe? I don’t so much burn bridges as let them rot from years of neglect.

67: Do you curse around your parents?

I try not to.

77: Where is your cellphone?

On the counter right there.

83: Have you had any big storms recently?

No.