Exist Yesterday.

Q:1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19 (I have no idea what these are, I just asked Chris Randle the even numbers about 2 seconds ago and needed symmetry)

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

I don’t particularly intend to, but as of right now I could.

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

I don’t believe it would have any effect on my smoking or not smoking a cigarette.

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

Always.

7: Do you want to be single?

An outside observer would probably draw that conclusion.

9: How late did you stay up last night?

Till three in the morning. That’s about average for me.

11: Last three things you had to drink?

Giant iced coffee this morning, iced water in bed last night, too-large Sprite with dinner last night.

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

No answer to this would be satisfactory to all parties involved, so I’m going to invoke my constitutional rights under the Fifth Amendment.

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

It depends. I’m sometimes distressed by how cruelly easy it is.

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

Working.

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

I could, but it wouldn’t be much of a life. Of course it isn’t now either.