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April 2012

I pay so little attention that it wasn’t until I saw the trailer in a theater the other day that I realized which classic Ridley Scott film Prometheus is a prequel to.

Apr 30, 20122 notes
#could have sworn Fassbender was a replicant
2012 Bimestrial Report #2:

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13. Kwes, “Bashful”

Because the chorus is downright Shakespearean.

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14. Jessie Ware, “Running”

Because the acid guitar is only the flourish at the end of a perfect sentence.

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15. Santigold, “Disparate Youth”

Because the only thing better than aping M.I.A. is surpassing her.

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16. Rye Rye, “Boom Boom”

Because not enough people recognize how candy-colorful Baltimore is.

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17. Justin Bieber, “Boyfriend”

Because “say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag” is both dorky and awesome.

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18. Pegasvs, “El Final de la Noche”

Because night ends in many different ways.

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19. Lianne La Havas, “Lost and Found”

Because there is such a thing as heartbreak in the world.

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20. Chairlift “I Belong In Your Arms”

Because there is such a thing as joy in the world.

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21. Ren Harvieu, “Open Up Your Arms”

Because this is how you use strings in a pop song.

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22. Kindness, “That’s Alright”

Because someone had to remind us.

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23. Nicki Minaj ft. Beenie Man, “Gun Shot”

Because it’s a reminder of the value of inhabiting many distinct selves.

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24. B. Traits ft. Elisabeth Troy, “Fever”

Because house music will never die.

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25. Miguel, “Arch & Point”

Because Prince no longer insists on being Prince.

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26. Death Grips, “I’ve Seen Footage”

Because “Run-D.M.C. produced by Liars” is a capsule history of testosterone.

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27. Alabama Shakes, “Hold On”

Because we should all be so certain of our selves.

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28. Melanie Fiona, “Watch Me Work”

Because we’ve needed this since En Vogue left.

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29. Dawn Richard, “Bombs”

Because it betters both Beyoncé and Jay-Z.

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30. Fiona Apple, “Every Single Night”

Because appropriating Native American music is easier to get away with.

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31. Neneh Cherry & The Thing, “Dream Baby Dream”

Because the baritone saxophone is a healing sound.

Apr 30, 201210 notes
#2012 bimestrial report
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Apr 29, 2012
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Apr 29, 20124 notes
#Jonathan Goes to the Movies

andrewtsks replied to your photo: “There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the…

Sooo… not a fan of the live 30 Rock episode, eh Bogart?

I loved it. Just seeing that on a loop made me think about minstrelsy and power relations — which was actually the show’s point.

Edit: To expand a bit, part of the comedic power of that scene was the audience’s awareness of who John Hamm is and who Tracy Morgan is. Hamm’s best known for his role as an ur-White Man who consciously exercises his power over people in an inferior social position; Morgan’s best known for his role as (as he put it later in the episode) “a ridiculous man,” whose documented mental health issues and pampered lifestyle have made another ur-White Man who &tc. very rich — so to have Hamm playing ridiculous and Morgan playing dignified was going to be funny anyway. Add to that the social and cultural history of minstrelsy, in which white people played demeaning caricatures of black people for comedy, almost literally kicking them while they were down* (and add over top of that the awareness that more than one person — including a character on the show — has called what Tracy Morgan does minstrelsy), and the endlessly colliding signifiers and codes that are coming together in that one brief sequence is a minefield of humor.

*Though minstrelsy, like everything else, is more complicated than that: black entertainers first came to showbiz prominence through minstrelsy, and began subverting the system from within practically from the beginning; and many white minstrels were at least as interested in the black originals of their craft as, say, Keith Richards and Eminem would be; and while the minstrel depiction of black people as ignorant, happy-go-lucky, cowardly, violent, criminal, and promiscuous was a deliberate program of social terror and propaganda, its widespread depiction subtly changed social mores to the extent that being “black” began to seem (to wilfully ignorant white people) like an awful lot of fun — the birth of the complex racial codings of “cool” begins with minstrelsy.

But ultimately, a gif is not a TV show: an endless loop of John Hamm doing a shitty buck-and-wing while Tracy Morgan steams is much more specifically about race and power than a scene in a television show, which necessarily has a beginning, middle, and end and so must inevitably be more heterogenous in its meanings, can be.

Apr 28, 20125 notes
Apr 28, 20122 notes
#apologies to slaughterhouse90210
I should probably also have included "Talk." in that list, because NMIAI, but the fact that I didn't kind of speaks to what I feel I have to remember to do versus what will happen to me regardless. → jonathanbogart.tumblr.com
Apr 27, 20122 notes
"Important novelists between the World Wars included Virginia Woolf, E. M. Forster, Evelyn Waugh, P.G. Wodehouse and D. H. Lawrence." → en.wikipedia.org

Look, Wikipedia, it’s not that I disagree with you, it’s that you need to show your work.

Apr 27, 20125 notes
#when Wodehouse is in the Norton Anthologies I will rest
Things I need to do every day:

  • Write.
  • Draw.
  • Walk.
  • Eat.
  • Sleep.
  • Read.
  • Listen.
  • Clean.
Apr 27, 20128 notes
#sometimes I just need reminders
Apr 26, 20121 note
Google Now Translates As Much Text in a Day As Human Pros Can in a Year → theatlantic.com

FCOG;PT.

Apr 26, 201259 notes

I think the phrase I use the most often in gchat is “apologies for being so telegraphic.”

Apr 26, 20127 notes
#bad at gchat #bad at life
Apr 25, 20123 notes
Apr 25, 20121 note
Give us this day our daily Shakira. → blancateli.tumblr.com
Apr 25, 20122 notes
#y a los que no entienden #ay pobrecitos
Recurring fantasies of killing myself in front of a group of teenaged assholes to intentionally fuck them up for life:

Really healthy, right?

Apr 25, 20128 notes
#once upon a time I was going to be a teacher #HA HA HA HA HA HA SOB #oh come on if it was a David Mitchell voiceover on Peep Show it'd be hilarious
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Apr 25, 20121 note
#I don't know where you are but here it's summer now
Apr 24, 2012289 notes

Blanca reminds me that I didn’t entirely finish my thought last night. Where I was headed with all of those blanket-assumptions-about-blanket-assumptions, and got kind of distracted from by trying to describe the specifics of American encounters with Latin music, was that Shakira’s music is too often ghettoized or pigeonholed as “Latin Pop,” rather than as Pop, punto y final.

This is where the comparisons to Scandinavian and East Asian pop came from; both of them are more likely to be recognized as Pop Without Qualifiers than Spanish-language — or, what makes me really insane, English-language music of Hispanic origin — among too many of the pop nerds, bloggers, and critics I read.

Apr 23, 20124 notes
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