July 2009
June 2009
A.V. Club Comment Watch #5.
Oh please oh please oh please let it be titled Trans4mers.
—Bernice Juach, on the inevitable third Transformers sequel which will be nominated for an Oscar under the new rules.
Daphne & Celeste, "Ooh Stick You" →
katstevens: “I was absolutely gutted that I missed these two play in the slot between Slipknot and Rage Against The Machine at the Reading Festival in 2000, because I’d fallen asleep in my tent.”
tomewing:”It was Slipknot! I was trying to remember. Surely even the Slipknot fans who were there would now admit they were on the wrong side.”
Me: Surely that’s...
A.V. Club Comment Watch #4.
How many switchblades constitutes a legitimate collection? I think twelve. Any less than that and you’re not a collector, you’re just some jackass with a few switchblades.
—Harrison Bergeron reflecting on the legacy of Dee Dee Ramone.
A.V. Club Comment Watch #3.
“This news hit me like a tree.” - Sonny Bono’s reanimated corpse Top that assholes.
—skullcrusherjones on the news of Chastity Bono’s attempted sex-change, after staff admitted to being “a little afraid of The A.V. Club comments section.”
Activities I Don't Recommend, #2:
Paying $1600 for the privilege of discovering that you can’t do basic algebra for shit.
A.V. Club Comment Watch #2.
I believe it was Jimmy Carter who once said “If you remake Gone With the Wind in sitcom format and include a gay black couch loving hero I will no longer have been president for roughly seven years”.
—PowerToPeople on Designing Women, and apropos of nothing whatsoever.
This doesn't mean I'm not still mad at JSP...
A halftone inlay on the liner notes of The “Le Ruban Bleu” Years (still no discographical tracklisting, what the fuck is up with people who have had the original release in their hands not wanting to give out information about it, like a dwarf in Grimm who loses his magic powers if you learn his real name) supplies the answer: International Records M252.
Now to perseverate on...
A.V. Club Comment Watch #1.
If it’s yellow, it’s too mellow If it’s gray, pound away!
—Miller, reciting the well-known rule of thumb for necrophilia.