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Dec 13, 2009
#Jonathan Goes to the Movies
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barthel:

excitablehonky:

George Will, after they showed that other Nike ad:

He’s not just a celebrity of the sort Daniel Boorstin talked about: a celebrity being well known for their well-knownness. That’s Paris Hilton. We tend to forget Tiger Woods is a really good golfer, and people are going to pay to see him do that and people are going to forgive him and they’re going to quit looking at him as an example.

Right, of course!  Instead of just publicly having relationships with other people of interest, Tiger…can bounce a ball on a club for 30 seconds!  (No one else can do that!)  And hits a small ball into a hole, for money!  You know, something worthwhile.  It’s the man argument of “No, sports aren’t like all those girl things.  They’re real.”  No they’re not!  All that matters, George, is their story.  Celebrities are rewarded for having a story we find interesting, and as long as they continue to have an interesting story, they will continue to receive coverage.  But being interesting continuously is hard!  People like atheletes and movie stars have a leg up in that their celebrity is situated within this context that generates a continuous narrative, with rules and standards of success.  Tiger Woods didn’t have to have any public relationships to be interesting because he had gotten to a point where winning or not winning a golf tournament was, in and of itself, interesting.  The only difference between him and Paris Hilton is that Paris didn’t have that.  She had to make up her own story as she went along.  “Because she wasn’t talented!” the George Wills cry.  Sure, right, whatever.  But there are all sorts of very, very talented people in this world that do not have multimillion-dollar endorsement deals.  Clearly, the point of interest for (some of) those sponsors and the tabloids is something beyond that, and that’s their stories.  As long as Tiger Woods continues to play golf well, he will certainly be of interest to the sort of sad shadows of humanity that “follow golf.”  But for the rest of us, there’s a very different standard, and it’s exactly the same one we apply to Paris Hilton.

Sure, let’s use the opposition’s rhetoric against them to drive the point home and all that, but “sad shadows of humanity”? I don’t care for or about golf myself, but it’s one of the most-played leisure activities in the world. People caring about the best practitioner of a challenging but accessible game is just as valid as people caring about someone who has shrewdly managed to play celebrity culture to her advantage.

Which is to say, in my view, kind of sad and dismal (the caring, not the people). Which I guess Mike would say makes me another patriarchal elitist dismissing the tastes of women and gay dudes — but I’m pretty sure it just makes me emotionally stunted. I can only care about people I know, and that’s hard enough.

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Go Ask Alice Paul F. Tompkins

perpetua:

It would be a good idea for you to buy Paul F. Tompkins’ new album Freak Wharf.

Word. In fact I would go so far as to say that those leading Tompkins-less lives are missing out on some of the purest joy the world has on offer at the moment.

Dec 12, 20098 notes
Billboard's Top 100 songs of the 00s → billboard.com

tomewing:

I find this list - especially the top 40 or so - really fascinating, and not simply because I like about 2/3 of the records in it and adore a good half-dozen.

It’s interesting to me because of the idea - repeated so often I’ve come to lazily accept it without really thinking - that this decade has been particularly fragmented in terms of pop, the music people listen to, and so on.

The reasons why this might be so - changes in access to and distribution of music leading to greater personalisation of music consumption - make a convincing argument. But it’s interesting to me that the decade as measured by Billboard doesn’t seem particularly fragmentary at ALL. It’s been absolutely dominated by R&B and hip-hop.

There are lots of good reasons why this doesn’t contradict the “fragmentation” story - it might well be that fewer people listen to the radio now, or that the industry have circled their wagons around this particular style, or that Billboard’s calculations have built in pro-R&B factors. It might also be that things have always been fragmented and we have the tools to understand that and exploit it better now, so the ways of measuring the mainstream are accurate but irrelevant. From a critical perspective, it might be that because most critics don’t like or have an ear for much of this stuff, they invest more in narratives which downplay its importance. There’s got to be whole iceberg-size racial dimensions which I don’t really ‘get’ as a white Brit guy too. All or none of these things might be so. I just think it’s an interesting list.

Racial to a degree, but only in the way that class issues in the U.S. are always racial. Terrestrial radio, especially now with the rise of (relatively expensive) alternatives, belongs to the working class, and especially to the young — both groups that are disproportionately black/Latino/urban/etc. It’s also worth noting that many of the rare examples of “rock” or “white music” on the top 40 are (at least in the U.S.) coded as poor-white-folks’ music: Nickelback (meathead), OneRepublic (wigger*), Lifehouse (Christian).

And most music writers/critics, even if they belong to the working class in strict economic terms, are by educational and social standards middle-class or higher. There’s small surprise there would be a disconnect. Clearly, the middle class+ has been greatly fragmented as a pop audience — although I would guess that a lot of that fragmentation can be broken down along age, gender, region, subculture, etc. lines — and we have no metric with which to measure the amount of music people listen to without paying for, so the standard narrative has life in it yet.

Also, I think we’ve reached the point at which “dominated by R&B and hip-hop” is kind of over-obvious. What kind of r&b, what kind of hip-hop? It’s like saying 1977 was the high-water mark of rock — Pink Floyd fans and Sex Pistols fans would mean very different things by that. There are a lot of people who would call themselves dedicated hip-hop fans who loathe everything on that chart; we need dedicated terms for this kind of stuff rather than lumping it all together. (This too probably has a lot to do with race/class boundaries. The well-off white nerds who come up with subgenre names have sliced electronic music — and urban British music — into a thousand little pieces, but all hip-hop is just “hip-hop,” with at best a mainstream vs. backpacker narrative.)

One of the most deeply fascinating things about the modern pop landscape is how impoverished our critical language is in dealing with it.

*A morally indefensible term that still gets across an important social point with such concision that it’s hard not to use.

Dec 11, 200987 notes

steveagee:

So for the past 2 1/2 days I decided to take a break from all social networking sites.  It was pretty amazing because I got more writing done in those two days than I have in the past two months…seriously!  The first day I felt like I was detoxing from crack!

I can honestly say the only bad thing about staying off these sites is that my tumblarity went from about 1,200 down to about 900.  God damn tumblarity!

Tumblarity: the bitch-mistress of social networking.

Dec 10, 2009
From Atchison To Wonderland: Popular Music's Evolution Into A Mass Media, 1945-1960. → aceterrier.com

I talked my history professor into letting me write a brief paper on pop music to finish the semester. For those who have even the slightest knowledge of the subject, it’s a lot of really obvious territory gone over in really obvious fashion, but it’s kind of nice to have it all in one place. (And it really only applies to the American scene, because obviously no one else in the world matters or ever has.) Click to read, don’t to not. Youtube links to songs discussed added for the web edition.

(Mostly) written last night to No Pussyfooting on repeat. Faintly avant-garde instrumental albums of the 1970s are my favorite easily-ignorable noise to write by. Care to recommend any?

Dec 10, 2009
“We’ve developed a public culture in the United States in which it’s regarded as grossly naive to suggest that a Senator or an executive ought to do the right thing simply because it’s the right thing. But if you think of any major problem this country has ever solved—the Civil War, women’s suffrage, defeating Nazism, Civil Rights—it’s always required not just smart tactics, but moral behavior, people willing to cast risky votes, people willing to risk physical harm in combat or non-violent resistance. It’s been the same all around the world throughout history. If people don’t want to do the right thing, the right thing doesn’t get done. On climate, in particular, a huge swathe of the American elite has simply refused to acknowledge any sort of duty or obligation.” —

Matt “Motherfucking” Yglesias dropping cold hard truth.

It’s times like these that I wish I could be as unselfconscious a propagandist as certain older relatives of mine and spam everyone in my e-mail inbox with copy/pasted pieces. Instead I’ll settle for posting it on Tumblr where no one, I’m pretty sure, will disagree with a word.

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Dec 10, 2009
By the way, in case anyone was curious,

I did not finish my NaNoWriMo project in November, and haven’t touched it since. It’s okay. I got more fiction writing that I’m not completely ashamed of done than I have in ten or fifteen years. In the coming year, I’ll have remember to create space in my weekly writing regimen for fiction.

(And good God is it going to be a regimen. My handful of followers will probably want to rethink that decision come January. Fair warning.)

Dec 10, 2009
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Dec 8, 200934 notes
Oh my God you guys.

Every year I forget how great hot chocolate with Bailey’s in it is during the winter months, and have to rediscover it all over.

Just found out about it again tonight. Mmm-mmm-mm.

(Also, if anyone reading this also happens to listen to Never Not Funny, OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.)

Dec 8, 2009
Sexology

theanachronist:

The extravagantly-muttonchopped author of this 1904 treatise on human sexuality, W. H. Walling, A.M., M.D., was professor of both gynecology and “electrotherapeutics” — and I think we can safely assume he combined the two disciplines to great effect.  I know next to nothing nothing about this book, which I picked up several years ago at the late lamented 26th Street flea market.  But I have turned to it often for entertainment and edification.  The chapter “Masturbation, Female” is invaluable. O, that it were as infrequent as it is monstrous — amen!

Click through for totally awesome scans of the book in question.

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Dec 7, 200918 notes
In search of Eva Tanguay, the first rock star.  → slate.com

(via SFJ)

Read the link. Great piece, with even better implications for the potential still extant in Old Music (which is to say pre-1950) to inspire solid research and shrewd unpacking of the many pop-culture narratives at play in our history. There’s a lot that old 78s still have to tell us — maybe even especially the ones that actually sold copies at the time.

The definitive history of American pop before and during the rise of jazz has yet to be written; if I had more leisure for real bare-knuckle research (as opposed to half-assed Google searches) I might be tempted to give it a shot. What’s fascinating about it to me is how much it echoes our current moment — an entertainer had to be multiplatform in order to be a real star, adept at live theater and comedy and studio recordings and dancing and working the publicity machine with new and inventive angles. Technology broke that system down, giving singers the space to be separate from dancers and comedians — but technology has also broken down that system, and now Taylor Swift does better than working actresses on SNL and Eminem participates in conceptual improv and Lady Gaga takes gossip magazines as her performance space and Shakira is the most inventive modernist choreographer at work today.

Vaudeville is now, only YouTube is the stage and no one ever gets the hook.

Dec 7, 20092 notes
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britticisms:

“The Glamorous Life”  by Sheila E.

It upsets me how underrated Miss Shelia Escovedo is when considering the most inventive and interesting music of the 80s, and the fact that she is an unbelievable percussionist. My God! That drum solo! It bears repeating. My God! That drum solo! Prince knew what he was doing when he decided to pass this song along to Sheila.

(via wolfandfox)

Thanks. I keep forgetting that I need to hear all of Prince’s satellite work too.

Dec 5, 200936 notes
Hello again, Tumblr.

I’d give a reason for my nearly week-long absence, but

1) I’m pretty sure no one much cares, and

2) I don’t have any good stories to tell anyway.

Instead, let me simply make the observation that catching up on a week’s worth of Tumblation went by surprisingly quickly, even given the POP CRITIC DRAMA that apparently erupted a couple days ago. Nothing expands in the mind like something avoided.

Which reminds me, I still have a paper to write. See you later.

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“Ok I am a huge Buffy fan but would never watch Twilight again or read the books because they go against everything a vampyr is supposed to be. Vampyrs don’t f-ing sparkle; they don’t reproduce. That movie just pisses me off. —Lisa” —

10 Reasons YOU Hate ‘Twilight’

It’s sort of sad that “Buffy” has ruined all other vampires for me.  And it’s doubly sad that kids today are stuck with the lesser “Twilight.”  Get the Buffy box set!  Though Buffy does turn her boyfriend evil after sex… why  must vampires be such prudes?

(via thisisareallybadidea)

Ah, but it is established on Angel that it’s not just sex, but “a moment of true happiness” that he happened to feel after sex with Buffy that one time, that turns him. (One of the few redeeming qualities of Angel, aside from it being awesome trashy fun to throw on mindlessly at night, is that they try to do a bit of damage control for what might be seen as a “sex kills” sorta metaphor in the Buffy/Angel relationship. If Angel had been on Buffy longer, I’m guessing they would have dealt with it, but I think the creators wanted to be extra sure they weren’t accidentally promoting some pseudo abstinence argument.)

(via cureforbedbugs)

As much as I like Buffy, my earlier years of reading Anne Rice and Bram Stoker make those vampires seem heretical. Vampires don’t drink booze. Vampires don’t have sex because they don’t have heartbeats or pulses (to make engorging happen). Two vampires cannot get together and make a baby, even if that baby grows up to be Pete Campbell.

(via lastbutnotleast)

Too old-school even for Rice here, my interest in vampires falls off round about Lugosi — but my thing was always if you have at your disposal such a perfect metaphor for the fear of sexuality, why muck it up with actual sexuality? Like some dreary Soviet dramatization of The Wizard of Oz in which the Scarecrow is Agricultural Labor and the Tin Man is Industrial Labor and the Wizard is Capital — why bother using symbol and metaphor if you’re just going to talk about the thing itself?

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